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ES, we have all heard about this.
"Paddy & Murphy need a drink so they pool their money together but only have 50p so Paddy goes into the butchers & buys a sausage.
They enter a pub & order 2 pints of Guinness & down them in 1, when the barman asks for the cash Paddy puts the sausage into his fly & Murphy sucks it, the barman throws them out.
At the 10th pub Murphy says 'I can't do this anymore my knees are hurting'
Paddy says 'your knees! I lost the sausage in the 2nd pub' "
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