[Tom Alexander]

Originally Posted by Varley

That Channel 5 smells a lot like a youthful Gripewater and Seaweed blend I had been developing for the grout-free-spa-experience run out of the funnel sauna complex (see Chief Plastico for prices, available only when superheat drains are open). I'd warn against buying any myself the flash point is so low a drop on the heated rocks is enough to blow the bloody doors off.

A coincidental post, however, as I had my routine tonsorial maintenance done yesterday and must now go and prune the beard.

Don't forget the nostrils, lug'oles and highbrows