A man is walking down the street...On his way, he meets a friend, who just happens to have only one arm.
"So, what are you up to?" says the man.
"I'm going to change a light bulb."
"Won't that be difficult, with just the one arm?"
"I shouldn't think so, I've still got the receipt."
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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