Have no fear about a toilet roll shortage, each head has been retro fitted with a steam purge line direct from the No1 boiler for your convenience. One blast from the orifice to the stern gland will be sufficient to remove any residue of fecal matter, dingleberries, nobbly bits and any remaining skin. No need to thank your kindly injuneers, we are here to assist. Free drinks in gratitude will be gratefully accepted from those standing at the bar (for obvious reasons)
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Oul scabby knuckles
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
