Quote:
Originally Posted by BobClay
Superman and Lois Lane are out on a romantic flight above the clouds,
Lois: "Superman, where are we?"
Superman sticks his hand through a cloud: "Paris."
Lois: "How do you know?"
Superman: "I felt the top of the Eiffel Tower."
A while later:
Lois: "Where are we now?"
Superman sticks his hand through a cloud: "Egypt"
Lois: "How do you know?"
Superman: "I felt the top of the Pyramid's."
A while later:
Lois: "Where are we now?"
Superman sticks his hand through a cloud: "Liverpool."
Lois: "How do you know?"
Superman: "Because my bloody watch has gone."
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Hey, Bob! Change Liverpool for Stourbridge! I am, rightly, offended! The gentle Liverpool folk (even though I am from "over the water", Wirral).
Then again, when a Cadet, a fellow E/C had the most crap, beat up, Escort. He had though exchanged the engine for a rally prepped one. So he had max power/performance versus dodgy chassis, bodywork, brakes and controls.
Anyway, he went to a "nightclub" in L'pool one night and, when he came out, couldn't see his car. It turned out that the stripped wreck, up on bricks, was his! They stole the engine, seats, windscreen/rear screen, steering wheel and wheels!
Rgds.
Dave