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Tim Vine used to have the best ones.
e.g. "I got into an argument with a bloke in a lift. He was just wrong on so many levels."
Another one by somebody else;
" I saw a dead baby ghost in the gutter on my way to the theatre this afternoon."
"It could have been a handkerchief."
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"You do not ask a tame seagull why it needs to disappear from time to time towards the open sea. It goes. That's all." Bernard Moitessier.
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