Bollocks to Falmouth (no offence nice place if you like that sort of thing) but I pulled a few strings and got us a berth in the Belfast dock for the duration of the holidays.
Refit all booked and paid for and at "mates rates" as well, if we get over the bar before they realise we have scarpered we will save even more
The sites of old Belshaft are on the doorstep, The Rising Tide, Dubarry's, Amelia Street, The beaten Docket and the Boom Boom Room are just a few to be visited.
The pox doctor will be available from Boxing day just in case you got an infected prick. These Covid jabs give you more than a sore arm so don't say you weren't warned
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
