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For those that may have missed on visiting SN?
The densest element known to man has been found.
CORBYNIUM
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element
yet known to man.
The new element has been named Corbynium.
Corbynium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 233 assistant deputy
Neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dense forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast
quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Corbynium will be RS (pronounced ‘arse’’).
Corbynium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements
in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Corbynium molecule, leading to
the formation of “iso-dopes”.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Corbynium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain density of voting concentration.
Corbynium will appear on the Periodic Table just above the classification of “Amoeba".
Apologies - CORRECTION:-
Corbynium will appear on the Periodic Table
Just BELOW the classification of “Amoeba”.
geoff
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