I'm a bit of a coward when confronted with needles so now is the time to muddy the waters and delay the inevitable.
Red 17, you want me to report to the Sick Bay with my Service Record, I assume you mean my Inoculation Certificates...... Stop the boat!!!! Before I proffer my bum up for a jag I demand to see your certificates in Phlebotomy and Venipuncture, even if they were awarded by the University Hospital of Waga Waga. All I have is Farmer Johns word that you are a medical professional, not a Bush Nurse with a rough and ready manner.
Enough mud for the time being, bum safe from unnecessary penetration UFN.
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