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Originally Posted by Farmer John
The Fricasseed chimney child will be disappointing, they are quite uncommon now and we only get the odd imported one.
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We have one safely ensconced in the boiler uptake, we let him out of the flue on occasion but he keeps eating all the potatoes
The chimney children seem much more rotund these days, I can no longer manage to eat a whole one
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