[billyboy]

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

A 7-Up salesman was driving his station wagon through the African jungle, when it broke down. The vehicle was immediately surrounded by dark coloured men wearing loin cloths and carrying spears. They forced him out of the car and carried him and all of his samples into a nearby clearing where there was a big pot of boiling water. They stripped him of all his clothes, cut off his "thing", put him in the pot to cook, and drank all of his samples.

Do you know why they cut off his "thing"???

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They were saving it, because "things" go better with Coke.