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Originally Posted by Engine Serang
Cant beat a bit of competition, keeps everyone on their toes. I recomend KFC Peri-Peri Chicken.
Your post reminds me of the two youngfellows in Primary School and one says,"I found a condom on our Drive this morning" and the other one replies, "What's a Drive?"
Buy yourself a couple of pairs of Marigolds.
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Ooooooohhhhh harsh
I never knew Marigold had a twin, surely one woman is enough for David
I live near a hotel with a night club and frequently get beer bottles dumped on my lawn.
last time that happened I happened to be outside and using my very best H&W vernacular I enquired if he would like said bottle inserted in his arse.
There is a lot to be said in being an angry old bar steward
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I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots