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Young man if you think my breath is putrid you should experience one of my farts after eight pints of Guinness, half a dozen boiled eggs, two tins of baked beans and some garlic bread. The wall paper has been known to peel of the saloon bulkhead. Better still it renders nubile ladies unconscious and blanks their memories for at least 24 hours.
FYI for your information I never eat pickled onions, I just drink the vinegar.
Varley likes the pickled onions with those cheese bits stuck on a stick with those tiny sausages, but then again he is a refined gentleman, even wipes his hands on the curtains and says excuse me before he farts.
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Oul scabby knuckles 
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots 
Last edited by Tmac1720; 13th May 2019 at 18:18.
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