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Old 25th October 2019, 17:06
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Originally Posted by Varley View Post
Finally, a clue to the nationality of a lady I spoke to on a plane to Paris some moons ago.

As she carried her howling offspring down the aisle and towards the exit I suggested that it was not quite so bad that she should contemplate throwing it out. Her lack of humour suggests that she was, indeed, European.
you silver tongued devil, doubtless you could charm the knickers off a nun
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