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Shortly after a British Airways flight had
reached
its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to
Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to
Antigua. “The weather ahead is good, so we
should have a uneventful flight. So, sit back,
relax, and.........OH...MY GOD!"
Silence followed.......................
Some moments later, the captain came back on
the
intercom. "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm
sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you,
a
flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in
my
lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irish
passenger yelled....... “For the luvva
Jaysus…..you should see the back of
mine!"
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