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Hear about the "Blonds Aren't Dumb Convention" ?
They hired out a football stadium and it was a complete sell out with thousands of blonde women turning up to prove the point.
The highlight was when a respected university professor chose a random member from the crowd to ask her a simple maths question, the idea being if she gets it right then obviously blondes aren't dumb.
The professor asks "What is 20 multiplied by 12?"
Her reply"222"
"Wrong, the correct answer is 240"
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!", shouts the crowd.
So the professor asks a different question, "What is 7 multiplied by 8?
Quick as a flash she answers "74"
"Wrong again says the professor, the answer is 56"
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" shouts the crowd again.
The professor thinks of a much simpler question, "What is 10 multiplied by 10?"
"100" says the blonde enthusiastically.
"GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" shouts the crowd...
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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