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Murphy was carrying two rucksacks was pulled aside while waiting to board a plane. When the officer looked inside, he could see they were full of mobile phones.
"Why have you got all these phones with you sir?" he asked.
Murphy replied, "My mate Patrick has just opened a jazz club in New York and he asked me to bring two saxophones for him."
Stick that in your groan-o-meter and light it.
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Ron
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Never regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last.
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