Hi - de - hi !
My wife and I were walking along West Shore, here in Llandudno; by the boat pond we came across our two friends, Carol and Pat, walking their dogs.
As we were chatting, a carrion crow landed nearby.
" Is that a jackdaw ? " Queries Carol.
" Naw ! " Says I. " It's a carrion crow. "
" Well ! I didn't know that ! " Says Carol.
" Well ! I am surprised ! " Says I . " Surely, you have seen all those films and documentaries about them on the telly ! "
" No ! " Says Pat.
" Well ! " Says I. " There's " Carrion Nurse ! " , " Carrion Constable ! " , Carrion Sergeant ! " , Carrion Jack !"......"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxbM7-jAD0
ATB
Laurie.