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Old 5th June 2018, 01:08
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For his birthday a little boy asked his dad for a BMX bicycle. His dad said 'Son, we'd let you have one, but the mortgage on this house is £170,000 and your mum just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.'
The next morning the father saw the boy heading out the door with a suitcase.
'Hey where are you going?' he asked.
The boy answered 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. So I'll be damned if I'm staying here all by myself with a £170,000 mortgage and no frigging bike!' 🚲
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