Enough of this Tom foolery -- Will set sail tomorrow and head up to Newcastle (the warmer one down under) and see if we can coax
Red 17 back on board. If not we can always sell them some coal from the excess supply we have for the stone fireplace in the occifer's lounge. Heading there right now for the pre-sailing tomorrow drink(s) 
Oh! Oh! I see Farmer John left his red net stockings hung up there for Santa for fill up with goodies! That really worked as there's a pair of SS (Sydney Sheila's) gams in them with the SS still attached. 