"Would he polish my epaulettes for me too?"
He would put a shine on more than your epaulettes, Lord Vardy.......he has been attending to my sword for some years now.
During his army service he never had a single complaint when he looked after the Gay Gordons.......
....when in the RAF he was responsible for the hair gel issue of an entire squadron and during his time in the Navy he was voted the most popular sailor in the history of the submarine service.
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