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Old 27th October 2022, 02:13
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Originally Posted by Makko View Post
True story - A friend went to a fancy dress party naked, except for a cardboard box covering his parts - He went as a Tool Box.
A colleague turned up at a Hallowe'en party dressed as a "flasher," complete with scruffy long raincoat and a plastic dildo hanging outside his trousers. He also had a large false nose with some Groucho Marx spectacles and false moustache. Someone asked him who he was supposed to be.

He replied "F**k Nose."

(Dave's post jogged my memory!)
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