I was not asleep. It is just that someone tried to use the key with the aplomb of hefalump with all left feet - might as well have used flags from an airport roof.
I have been on the moonphone for hours trying to find out who was trying to call us and am now on loudspeaker watch on the monkey island watching out in case the message is being ampliated via heliograph.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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