I remember going ashore once in my best suit, a guy at the bar asked if I got it from C&A. "how did you know"? says moi..... "mine didn't fit me either" came the reply.
Anyhoo I had to take it back as it was too tight round the crotch, unfortunately when I got there the only assistant available was a young innocent looking lady (very rare in old Belfast) Not wishing to embarrass her by telling the real reason for the return I simply asked "do you know the ballroom in Arthur Street?" she though for a minute and replied "there is no ballroom in Arthur Street" "aye well there isn't any in these trousers either"
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Anything God didn't create was made by engineers.
I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
