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Billy there's a technical term for your dilemma; LOST.
Engines to STOP.
SLOW ASTERN.
All way off ship, ring STOP.
Now put on a very concerned look and interview the navigator, without coffee, and scratch hole. Apologise to the engine room for waking them up. Borrow FJ's Tom-Tom and find out where we are, if there's a Little Chef or McDonalds anywhere near we can drop the Jolly-Boat and head off for a hearty breakfast.
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