Mr. McCloggie -- please rig the pilot ladder on the port side. Boarding fee for the pilot is 6 bottles of their best Bourbon. (Getting off lightly!) Dartskipper, Dead slow ahead. Farmer John, please serve the usual Four Bells "prior to docking ration" to all on the bridge.
Will have a starboard side tie when we get to the cruise terminal. Please let the nurses at the local hospitals know that we are having an open house aboard this evening.
