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FJ goes a long way to explain why I fail in the Lothario department. Previously I imagined one attracted the hungry ones with a posh dinner and a bottle of Mateus rather than trying to feed them in bed from a paperfull of fried potatoes laid out on ones back.
How does one get them there in the first place? A ground bait of chips leading 'upstairs'?
I do not see how the averagely built missionary and his hungry primitive would arrange themselves to dine thusly. Is this perhaps the McDonald's position? I would find an illustration educational.
As for E-S's encounters with one of the Brethren who had his ration of crustacea up aft instead of forward I can only say that we were not all like that....
...Ducky.
(And I do know they're arachnids!)
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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