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Originally Posted by Varley
FJ goes a long way to explain why I fail in the Lothario department. Previously I imagined one attracted the hungry ones with a posh dinner and a bottle of Mateus rather than trying to feed them in bed from a paperful of fried potatoes laid out on ones back.
(And I do know they're arachnids!)
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Bed? Oh you are wishing for the very moon, pile of old sacks was all I aspired to.
If you have anything walking and tickling on the body it's that nasty lot, The Insects, from a very different class to the arachnids (Aranea, Acari, Scorpiones and the Opiliones).