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Old 26th May 2019, 11:46
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Groan Meter ready Bob?

An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log.
The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.

"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognised it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "it's called Turtle recall!"

geoff
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