[Varley]

It's a bit cold for Jaques at Marseilles, perhaps the far east? I have never done Hong Kong (I was out that way with a recently flooded and mutinied OBO but she was too long for H-K and so it was Singapore (again). Wouldn't mind Singapore - bunking ashore of course (is the Ladyhill still going?) but the boss always said it was a sanitised version of H-K so I would like to try the rarer dish.

Do you have a circular metabolism Chief? (bubble/nose/fart/water/bubble/nose..........). It must only be a minor change in habit, you clear the smokeroom at least three times a night, usually just before it's your round, on curry nights that goes up to five at least although it's a bit hard to attribute any flatulental particularity amongst the ensemble performing forte.