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Old 17th July 2018, 23:19
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Now Varley, you do not have to go faster than light in order to travel through time. (Have you seen the cost of effing petrol lately )

It's much easier with a converted gas boiler constructed shortly after consuming a couple of bottles of Pusser's Rum. (In fact, you can ditch the bloody gas boiler, the Rum will do it.)

I have travelled in time under the influence of Pusser's Rum, but there is a small flaw in my cunning plan. I seem only to move forward The Rum wears off, and I've been transported into (which at the time seems effing bleak) the future. I'm still working on backward time travel.
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