I suppose it is just possible that these fiendish wet earth conspirers would claim that they have weighted their observations to account for the state of the tide.
I understand that the Insititute for Planetary Discoid Flatness has suggested that it is a natural syphon situated somewhere along the East Indian edge that accounts for both the stability of the tidal range and the tide. The mechanism for making water remains a subject for study, seemingly the consumption of beer may have some effect on the quantum.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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