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An Englishman was taking a driving holiday across Australia's vast outback when he spotted a solitary bar in the middle of nowhere. Thinking a cold beer would be nice in this heat he stopped, went in and ordered a beer. Needing to pee he asked the bar man where the Gents was.
"Though that door and out back," the barman replied.
He went through the door and found he was out in the open, a vast desert stretching to the horizon. Then he noticed to his left, a small pile of droppings, alongside a damp patch. He looked right and there was another small pile of droppings alongside another damp patch.
"Well this is a bit basic," he said to himself. "But needs must." So he stepped left and started to pee on the damp patch.
Then another customer came through the door wearing a side up hat with corks dangling, a bush jacket and khaki shorts. He stepped to the right to pee.
"Gidday gidday mate," said the newcomer. "Yer not from round here are ya ?"
"Well no I'm not," replied the Englishman. "How can you tell ?"
"Well you're pissing in the lady's Dunny," replied the Oz.
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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