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Fusion cookery? (Perhaps only fission, but we live in hope. Nasi goreng done a la Chinoise (or at least as the Team Ship Chinoises) is made all the more moreish by the thoroughly haram substitution of pork. Perhaps the haramsters have a papal substitute that can fishify all sorts formerly not fish such that they can be had on a Friday instead of fishy fish. Sort of trans fish? The Aga Khan, for instance, does a sort of reverse wedding trick. As haram alcohol passes his lips it turns to halal water.
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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