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Originally Posted by Engine Serang
Internal Memo.
To: Chief Tmax British Steel.
From: Staff Chief E-S.
Our Deep Tank is empty. I washed out the last of The Hon V's moustache wax last night so as it would help kill the smell of the Suet Canal. Which it did, grand stuff.
The Deep Tanks are now available to accept a packet of bulk liquid Vegemite should you and YM agree an acceptable trade-off. It's a tricky cargo needing a 4 valve separation at all times, 2 valves to isolate from HP Sauce and Mango Chutney and 2 valves to keep it from God Fearing People.
Boss I'll leave it to you.
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Ummm I need to thunk aboot that....
Nah don't stuff in into the deep tank as I am expecting a delivery of Guinness very soon. My own special blend XXXX grade
Tell you what pump it into the forward ballast tank and press it up until you see an ooze from the swan neck, that should keep it stable and well away from any perishable goods. Give Master V a sounding stick, torch, a big pair of wellies and a spoon with clear instructions on how to obtain a gas free condition. That should keep him occupied for a day or three.
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