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Old 2nd July 2017, 14:33
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Originally Posted by Farmer John View Post
You need no more stairs than those you have. Climb to the top of them, and stand facing them. Now reach down and, keeping your body in a bow, touch your toes. Stnd up, turn around and climb the stairs again. This will afford you endless amusement and can be repeated as often as you feel will benefit you.
At least when I went down on my arse I only got carpet burns and not a broken neck!
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