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Originally Posted by Engine Serang
After many months of taking the mickey out of YM about all the venomous things in Australia blow me away if it was not confirmed on the news yesterday that Ireland is full of Noble False Widow Spiders. These small black critters have a strong bite and this can be extremely painful and in many cases requires hospital treatment. Apparently they have come from the Canaries and sneaked in when St Patrick wasn't paying attention. With a touch of humility I'm asking YM to advise on how to manage these little feckers. Cheers me neighbour.
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Comrade ES,
Put your jocks, socks and work boots in the microwave on high for 60 seconds before putting them on each morning but beware of overheated jocks!
It's only the females to beware of but one still needs to check for those refusing to declare their gender.
YM