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Did you hear about the chap with two wooden legs whose house caught fire.....
They managed to save the house but the chap was burnt to the ground.
For anyone of a sensitive nature, that joke was told to me by a mate at work, who had married a Chinese girl, who had a prosthetic leg - an accident with a bus in Hong Kong. He came into work one shift and told me that his wife had had an accident the day before and broken her leg. Me thinking wrongly he meant the 'good' one I said, "Bloody hell Alan, that's terrible". He replied, with a wry smile, "It's ok, she's got a spare one"..........
JJ.
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