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Chap with pain in portside testicle. It needed removal and, as of its time, only a wooden prosthesis available to replace it.
Some time later he returns to the medic with pain in both sides. After a lengthy examination he was told the result:
"My, my, what a lucky chap. Syph in one, death-watch beetle in the other".
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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