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Originally Posted by BobClay
A guy walks into a bar and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender why they are there.
The bartender replies: "If you can jump up and slap the meat you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you have to pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. Would you like to give it a try ?"
The guy replies: "Nah ... the steaks are too high."
(Gets coat and puts bacofoil hat on.)  |
Herr Clay, have you heard the spittoon joke?