It is mad. Couple of weeks ago my old electric kettle started to leak, so I bought a new one online. Ever since I've been bombarded with adverts and spam mail and cookie based pop ups trying to sell me an electric kettle.
I mean, how many ******* electric kettles do they think I need ??
Maybe I should look for a new discounted
'straight jacket' on purple Friday, or black … or whatever bloody colour it is.
