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Sean Connery once fell on hard times. All work had dried up and he just sat at home twiddling his thumbs.
Then the phone rang and Sean answered it. It was his agent and Sean got very excited.
The agent said: "Sean, I've got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you've got to get there early, for 10ish."
Sean frowned and replied: "10ish? But I haven't got a racket."
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Corporal Hicks
(Actually Ripley said it first.)
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