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I don't usually watch games on TV. On this occasion I did, only to be thoroughly disappointed. I was told that footballers swapped shirts on the wicket after the goal stumps had been drawn.
(And you'll have to pay more than that to have the proctological mystery explained).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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