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You have not had the education of one of my breakfasts! Whist I agree with you about muesli it is bowelgrip. A necessary evil. Even Uncle Bruv would have changed his diagnosis that the only benefit to be had from cereal which were not All-bran came only from the cardboard carton.
If you get the bowelgrip over with, by consuming it whilst preparing the food for the oven (one should include the fruit ration as well which I do with half a melon) it will take your mind of how ghastly it is to get down. Then it's the pills and off for the morning ablutions after which the breakfast will be ready to serve (bar the eggs which are best as a last minute 'thing').
Soda farts? How would I recognise one of these should one pass by?
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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