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Ah come on lads, a wee cake and a bottle of cheap white from Aldi is just not good enough.
Tom, or Old Tom as I call him, designed and built the Titanic and deserves a tray of wee nibbley bits and a cake made from multiple M&S Apricot Swiss Rolls, his favourite. Drink will be rationed as these battery wheelchairs can cause havoc as evening turns to night.
Many Happy Returns Tom and lang may your lum reek.
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