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Old 12th July 2019, 16:41
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Originally Posted by Tmac1720 View Post
Well so much for the big parade today Got the Lambeg out of storage only to find Squeek had eaten a hole in the skin

The miscreant is now confined to the control room nursing a broken tail and giving me baleful looks as he knows worse is to come

Anybody know how to whittle a flute?
I believe one can be easily made from the thigh bone of a small animal, perhaps a large rodent.

ES, you will find sleeping in future difficult, all wood of any description has been removed from your accommodation and will be used to repair your wanton vandalism to our wonderful vessel the Golden Dreamer. Any remaining vestiges of comfort have been dismantled and crafted into a set of stocks mounted on the bitts at the bows, where you will be confined until you shout "UNCLE".

Not a harsh punishment, merely a just one.
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