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Red - can you please get the elephant gun out again? I believe this is a medical emergency. We seem to have a crew member who needs his medication again.
How often do I have to tell ES that I have nothing to do with cooking, bottle washing, stewarding, dish washing, catering, the supply of food, its purchase, its preparation, its serving or indeed its disposal!
The idea that Tmac would be a brewer shows that ES has gone mad - Tmac is of course a Distiller of the finest Poteen! ES also has delusions about the Command of this mighty vessel.
I can see that unless Red steps in, I as Master at Arms (and NOT the Chief Cook and Bottle Washer) am going to have to utilise the cut-outs to restrain this madman, charge him accordingly, troop him and organise a Captains Table.
The brig is being prepared.
In the meantime I am off to the bar to discuss shoes and handbags with Sir William - but remember, I am always on call if madness breaks out again!
McC
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