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Old 9th July 2018, 00:55
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Originally Posted by Farmer John View Post
ES is what I would call a hand-grenade hunter, he fishes with H.E. and keeps what he catches. Wise fish leap out of the water when they hear the initial splash.

Tmac, I wouldn't touch your Injuns though I might bow before them (See "The Lord of the Dynamos", A C Conan Doyle).

We do have the Rat Shit Sifter (RSS) fitted by your good self, and I know the keys are all duplicates, but you are an honourable man (Stop that giggling, you lot).

Oh, by the way, the Conan Doyle story has a slant to it you might not expect.

Now, where is that Creme De Menthe?
If you dare anoint my dynamos with oil I'll bloody have you. If you're not already black and crispy that is.

(Wasn't there another nasty story about death by blast furnace? Did he sleep I wonder).
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