I only use Aldi for the cheap fizz (and formerly, inclusive delivery). Now I hear they are limiting me to three cucumbers and three bags of tomatoes. What the hell am I going to do with salad? When will I be allowed to buy only one cucumber at a time (I don't subscribe to 'it' myself but some other gin soaks I know care for a slice with the quinine water)?
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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