[Varley]

Oh frabjous day, callooh callay - suet is the key.

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"You are old" said his son, "and you teeth are not fit
for anything tougher than suet
Yet you finish the bird, with the bones and the beak.
Pray how do you manage to do it?"

"When young" said his father, "I took to the law
and argued each case with my wife.
The muscular strength that gave to my jaw
has lasted the rest of my life".